How not to shoot yourself in the foot

Don't point a loaded gun at your foot and pull the trigger.

It seems easy enough, but we're still good at it.

There are things you can do to help yourself not shoot yourself in the foot. You could not point the gun at your foot. Try not loading the gun. How about not pulling the trigger? All methods to keep yourself from shooting yourself in the foot.

What if you're too stupid to not do one of those three things? Don't handle a gun. Avoid triggers at all costs. Cut off and incinerate your feet.

If all else fails, shoot yourself in the head first.