GOD OF FOOD. Seems I am a fastfood culinary genius!!!
So i have the life long love of two things Whataburger. i also have a hard time making food decisions. Sure, i will probly enjoy what i purchase, but what if i might enjoy the other choice more?!?!?! What's a fatass to do?
In typical troglodytis fashion, i said 'fuck it' i'll get both!!! I mean it is Whataburger. there's a pic of triple meat/triple cheese right on the menu board! How could they NOT want to make the ULTIMATE FASTFOOD I'M-GONNA-KILL-MYSELF-NOW SANDWICH?
so i walk in, cause you can't order these things in the drive-thru, that would be burgercide, and proceed to turn the world as we know it on its ear! I place the following order:
Number 1, add chicken, double cheese, mustard and mayo, all the way
let me repeat that, because it bears repeating
Number 1(as in a Whataburger), add chicken(as in put a fried chicken patty on my burger), double cheese(cause 1 slice just aint gonna cut it for this monster), mustard(for the burger), mayo(for the chicken), all the way(hells yes i want onions and pickles!)!
Behold the glory that is the WhataChickenBurger with Cheese!
i think i'd eat dog poo if it was the only way to get another one of these in my mouth. it was FABULOUS!!
WARNING!!!!!! How one puts this fantasmic concoction together matters! it goes, top bun, mayo, veggies, chicken, cheese, burger, cheese, mustard, bottom bun. oh sure, after i said that, you're gonna want to go out and try it other ways. you will do so at your own peril!
ORDERING TIP:if you order the whatachicken meal, add large beef patty, double cheese, white bun, mustard, mayo, all the veggies(add pickles and onions), it will cost you $1 less, but they are more likely to put the buger on top of the chicken. and that's just wrong.
WHATACHICKENBURGER: GO DEMAND ONE TODAY!
and you know i whata-sized it!
4 comments:
That's just disturbing...but it's their own damn fault for using the catchphrase "any way you want it." I bet you could get on a commercial or something with that...
it's not disturbing, it's awesome.
of course, he's going to die at 42, but when we're all standing around at his funeral, we can talk about "man...he sure could eat.. sniff sniff...remember that chicken beef burger he created? sniff...he sure could eat the shit out of those."
wow.
You're one sick bastard!
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